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The Beasties Oracle
44 Rebellious Animal Spirit Cards & 150 Page Guidebook
WARNING
May cause spontaneous bouts of roaring, howling, or uncontrolled urges to be your authentic self.
Forget crystal-hugging spirit guides and flowery animal wisdom.
The Beasties Oracle brings you straight-talking advice from the animal kingdom's most honest (and hilarious) life guides.
🔥 44 Spirit Animals keeping it real AF
🔥 No-BS guidebook full of ancient wisdom (and modern sass)
🔥 Brutally honest messages from nature's finest
Ever wonder what a dog would say about your relationship drama? Or what wisdom a praying mantis might drop about your workaholic tendencies? Your spirit animal has some thoughts - and they're not sugarcoating it.
Perfect for:
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Anyone who needs guidance but allergic to woo-woo
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People who want their spirit animals to tell it like it is
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Those who believe wisdom can come with a side of sarcasm
Each card is like having a pocket-sized spirit animal intervention, complete with:
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Raw, unfiltered animal wisdom
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Hilariously honest life advice
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Ancient knowledge (but make it modern)
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Zero spiritual bypassing guaranteed
The guidebook? Think of it as your translator for when your spirit animal is being too subtle (which is never) or when you need the deep dive on why the sea turtle is telling you to chill the f*ck out.
Whether you're facing life's big decisions or just need some wild wisdom for your daily existence, the Beasties are here to guide you - one savage truth bomb at a time.
Grab your Beasties Oracle Deck today, and let the animal kingdom set you straight! 🐾✨
Each card is like having a pocket-sized spirit animal intervention, complete with:
-
Raw, unfiltered animal wisdom
-
Hilariously honest life advice
-
Ancient knowledge (but make it modern)
-
Zero spiritual bypassing guaranteed
The guidebook? Think of it as your translator for when your spirit animal is being too subtle (which is never) or when you need the deep dive on why the sea turtle is telling you to chill the f*ck out.
Whether you're facing life's big decisions or just need some wild wisdom for your daily existence, the Beasties are here to guide you - one savage truth bomb at a time.
Grab your Beasties Oracle Deck today, and let the animal kingdom set you straight! 🐾✨
Some other magical things about our decks...
Wrapped in Paper, Not Plastic
Each deck is wrapped in recycled kraft paper, never plastic. They are like little presents. Honor the Great Mother Earth from which we blossom.
No AI
AI is cool, but these card were all hand written and illustrated by our wacky Rage Create team. Hands-on creativity is our life blood.
Crowdfunded & Best Selling
Sweet-Ass Affirmations 2 was the most-funded affirmation card deck on Kickstarter...of all time. It raised over $160k in 28 days. Pretty Rad.
350 GSM Card Stock
Each card is printed on ultra thick and durable 350GSM card stock. They last, period. Money back guarantee. Keep them for life!
Giving Back
A portion of our profit is given to Down-Side Up in Chattanooga, TN to support children
with Super-Abilities!
Small Business Love
We prep, ship, and rage out all orders and new products from our own warehouse in Asheville, NC. Thanks for checking us out. Cheers!
Can You Find The Hidden Bumblebee?
Each card has a hidden bumblebee on each card to remind you of the sweetness of life.
Rage Create helps creative maniacs (like you!) laugh loudly
and think deeply on this funky journey through space.