Sweet-Ass Affirmations
Spring Bundle
All 3 Decks + Free Desktop Calendar · 180 Cards
"I love these. I bought 3 decks, kept 1 and gave 2. Then I bought 3 more decks for friends. Cards are fun, clever, and all have feel good messages. Great gift. Will buy again."
— Holly M. ✓ Verified
These aren't soft-launch affirmations. They're written for people who build things, make things, and sometimes wonder if any of it matters. Turns out: it does, and these cards will remind you when you forget.
Each deck in the Sweet-Ass Affirmations series tackles a different facet of the creative mind — whether you're chasing big ideas, navigating the messy middle, or just need something real to land on your desk at 7am.
The bundle gives you all three, plus the desktop calendar — 365 days of the same no-nonsense energy, formatted for your workspace. Buy three decks, keep one, give two away. That's the move most people make. Then they come back and buy three more.
Ready? The offer ends April 13.
3 DISCOUNTED DECKS + FREE $33.33 CALENDAR + FREE SHIPPING
$75
Original Deck
The OG that started it all. Bold, weird, and relentlessly honest affirmations for the creative who doesn't do inspirational posters.
Vol. 2
More fire. More edge. Digs deeper into the places creative doubt likes to hide and pulls it out into the light.
Vol. 3
The newest deck. Fresh perspectives on confidence, creativity, and the beautiful chaos of making things.
Calendar.
It sits on your desk. It flips daily. It delivers a kick-in-the-ass from all 3 decks — every single morning. And it keeps going year after year.
2026 & Beyond
Use it daily. Restart any time. It never gets old.
- Daily BoostMotivation pulled from all 3 Sweet-Ass decks — a different hit every morning.
- Desktop Flip DesignBuilt-in stand sits right on your desk. No wall, no problem.
- Sun Signs + ElementsIncludes astrological sun signs and elements for the cosmic creatives.
- 2026 and BeyondUse this for daily motivation year after year. It never gets old.
Them Daily
There's no wrong way. But here are some right ones.
Before your phone. Before the noise starts. Shuffle, pull one card, read both sides. Sixty seconds. The front gives you the hit. The back does the work. You'll carry it with you whether you mean to or not.
Flip it every morning. Don't skip days. The physical act of flipping signals to your brain: we're doing this today. Leave the current card facing you while you work. You'll glance at it more than you think.
You know the feeling. Doubt loud, tabs open, comparing yourself to everyone. Stop. Pull a card. Not to feel better immediately — to interrupt the pattern. One sentence from a deck that doesn't do pep talks lands harder than an hour of your own thoughts.
Keep a deck at your desk. When someone in your orbit is having a rough one — a friend, a collaborator, someone in your studio — hand them a card. Let them keep it. You'll know which one to pull. It's never random.
No system required. The decks were built to meet you where you are, and that changes. Let your ritual change with it.
STILL THINKING? DON'T WAIT.
OFFER ENDS APRIL 13TH – SPRING PRICING DISAPPEARS THEN
$75
I own a crystal shop and sometimes I ask a customer to draw a card. They read their affirmation and it's always very special to them, and I let them keep their card. I will be ordering more to hand out at festivals. Get them. Hurry.
"I've been giving cards to people in my office and everyone loves having them at their desk. They are super motivating — I've had people come back to 'trade' their card for another to keep their spirits up during stressful work days."
"I love all 3 decks. As Manager of Social Work at a nursing home I use the cards to help fill the tanks of the staff. They randomly pick a card, read both sides and tell me if the card speaks to who they are."
"These are the perfect affirmation cards for someone who wants to fortify their mind against negativity but also wants to lighten up a bit. They don't feel cheesy or cliché — they feel real."
"I've always hated affirmations — too vague, too woo-woo. When I got this deck in the mail I was pleasantly surprised. They're grounded, funny, and actually make you think. I use them every morning now."
"I purchased 5 decks during Kickstarter. I've been gifting them to friends and family who are struggling. From a friend whose partner passed unexpectedly to a family member going through a rough patch — they always land."
"Artwork: gorgeous. Words: playful and clever. The sentiments are genuine and irreverent and not shy — because I'd rather not take myself too seriously, especially when reaching for a spark of energy or motivation."
Bundle.
Three decks. 180 cards. A free $33.33 calendar. Free shipping. One click to stop second-guessing yourself every morning.
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