Affirmations for Your Creative, Unhinged Mind
Ready to ditch the common woo-woo affirmations? 🤔
Try our bold and witty no-bs alternative. Guaranteed to kick you into gear and possibly kick you in the ass.
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WARNING
May cause bouts of spontaneous productivity, uncontrollable laughter, & the sudden urge to
actually finish what you start. Beware of the power.
180 Double-Sided Doses of Creative Rebellion
Each deck contains 60 uncensored affirmation cards that'll make your inner creative genius giggle.
👉 Front: Witty affirmations to boost your creative magical mind
👉 Back: Useful oracle messages to help you get shit done
Perfect for:
👊 That friend who needs a reality check (but make it funny)
👯 Your ever-so-slightly unhinged family members
🤬 That special someone who appreciates a well-placed F*bomb
Guaranteed to turn your day from "FML" to "LOL" faster than you can say "self-help bullshit."
Stop double-tapping fluffy instagram quotes and start double-tapping that creative ass. Make love to your muse.
Guaranteed to turn your day from "FML" to "LOL" faster than you can say "self-help bullshit."
Stop double-tapping fluffy instagram quotes and start double-tapping that creative ass. Make love to your muse.
Mix & Match
Buy Any 2 Affirmation Card Decks And Get One Free
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Like finding that perfect playlist or your favorite worn-in jeans, this deck just hits different. Each card is a tiny piece of rebellion against mass-produced motivation, packed with the kind of authenticity you can't fake.
Perfect for:
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Creative souls who need a kick in the inspiration
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Anyone allergic to corporate buzzwords
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Humans seeking actual human wisdom
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People who appreciate art with a side of attitude
Ever wish your fortune cookie had a PhD in life AND a sense of humor? That's this deck. Each card is like having a pocket-sized genie who's not afraid to tell it like it is, while secretly sprinkling magic dust on your day.
Perfect for:
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Turning awkward silences into philosophical debates
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Deep thinkers who hate deep thinking clichés
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Making strangers question your sanity (in a good way)
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Impressing your crush with your deep, magical thoughts
Finally, a deck that gets your whole vibe - because you're not just one thing, and neither is life. Each card is a perfect balance of contrast, designed to make your words pop and your prophecies manifest.
Perfect for:
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Balancing your cosmic chaos
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Mood swingers who embrace both sides
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Speaking your truth (and watching it manifest like magic)
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Anyone tired of choosing between good vibes and real talk
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Some other magical things about the decks...
Wrapped in Paper, Not Plastic
Each deck is wrapped in recycled kraft paper, never plastic. They are like little presents. Honor the Great Mother Earth from which we blossom.
No AI
AI is cool, but these card were all hand written and illustrated by our wacky Rage Create team. Hands-on creativity is our life blood.
Crowdfunded & Best Selling
Sweet-Ass Affirmations 2 was the most-funded affirmation card deck on Kickstarter...of all time. It raised over $160k in 28 days. Pretty Rad.
350 GSM Card Stock
Each card is printed on ultra thick and durable 350GSM card stock. They last, period. Money back guarantee. Keep them for life!
Giving Back
A portion of our profit is given to Down-Side Up in Chattanooga, TN to support children
with Super-Abilities!
Small Business Love
We prep, ship, and rage out all orders and new products from our own warehouse in Asheville, NC. Thanks for checking us out. Cheers!
Can You Find The Hidden Gremlins?
Each card has a hidden "resistance gremlin" on each card. Can you find them before they find you?
Limited Time SALE
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