Why You Will Absolutely F%&*ing Love These Cards. 

They Keep It Real

Just like you! Not every affirmation has to be fluffy unicorns and woo-woo fairytales. Sometimes shit is hard. These cards meet you where you are, so you can tap into the infinite potential of any moment.

They're Completely Uncensored

Remember that kick-ass fearless attitude you had as a kid? It’s time to bring that back! Play in the dirt, scrape your knees, and start breaking the "rules" again. These cards will help you unleash the uncensored creative beast within you!

They Boost Your Creative Maniac Mind

We all need it, and these cards will help you smash your hesitation and mingle with your muse. Splash more paint! Scribble more words! Get messy with all of the colorful creations that truly excite you.

This Card Deck Will Help You (and The Aliens You Share Them With)

Great Conversation Starters

Share these cards with family, friends, lovers, and strangers and watch the smiles unfold!

Creative Gifts

Don't you hate the struggle of finding fun, creative, quirky gifts that are actually meaningful? Now you can escape that!

Connection Builders

We can brag a bit, can't we? A lot of our customers say that they use it to connect with their partners and bond over how fun, yet real, they are. Just like their relationships. You in?

Affirmations on the Front, Jetpacks of Oracle Motivation on the Back on Back

On the front of each card, you will find an affirmation.

Read and repeat in your head. Then, read and repeat out loud. Become one with the affirmation. Feel it in your bones. By doing so, you rewire your brain to believe the affirmation is true, and your subconscious starts making decisions that are in alignment with your visions.

On the back of each card is a burst of Motivation from our Oracle, Skid the Unisquid.

Skid is bringing you messages from the Universe to infuse with each affirmation, creating the rocket fuel you need to catapult into the stars. 

Whether you are into affirmation, oracle, or tarot cards...or you have no idea wtf any of those are...you will totally love these cards!