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SWEET-ASS AFFIRMATIONS DECK

Motivation for Your Creative Maniac Mind

Meet the OG deck that started the revolution - 60 hand-drawn, human-scribbled, love-packed affirmation cards that kick traditional self-help in the teeth.

🥩 Raw, unfiltered creativity (unleash your inner creative beast)

🎁 Wrapped in paper, not plastic (mother earth says thanks)

✍️ Made with actual human hands (and possibly coffee stains)

Like finding that perfect playlist or your favorite worn-in jeans, this deck just hits different. Each card is a tiny piece of rebellion against mass-produced motivation, packed with the kind of authenticity you can't fake.

Perfect for:

• Creative souls who need a kick in the inspiration

• Anyone allergic to corporate buzzwords

• Humans seeking actual human wisdom

• People who appreciate art with a side of attitude

SWEET-ASS AFFIRMATIONS 2 DECK

Motivation for Your Creative Magical Mind

This viral deck raised $160k+ on Kickstarter. 60 cards of pure magical mayhem for when your inner philosopher needs to get weird. Think Socrates meets stand-up comedy, with a dash of mischief.

🦉 Wisdom without the woo-woo nonsense

🪄Laugh as you unleash your magic (no wand required)

🧙‍♂️ Let the philosopher in you ramble on (coherently, for once)

Each card is like having a pocket-sized genie who's not afraid to tell it like it is, while secretly sprinkling magic dust on your day.

Perfect for:

• Turning awkward silences into philosophical debates

• Deep thinkers who hate deep thinking clichés

• Making strangers question your sanity (in a good way)

• Impressing your crush with your deep, magical thoughts

SWEET-ASS AFFIRMATIONS 3 DECK

Motivation for Your Creative Mystical Mind - Yin & Yang

60 potent and playful affirmation cards where dark embraces light (and neither one apologizes).

🍭 Finally, a deck that gets your whole vibe - because you're not just one thing, and neither is life.

🖤 30 Yin cards of moonlit wisdom: Dark prophecies on bright backgrounds (for your moody moments)

🤍 30 Yang cards of solar-powered truth: Light wisdom on dark backgrounds (for when you're feeling spicy)

Each card is a perfect balance of contrast, designed to make your words pop and your prophecies manifest.

Perfect for:

• Balancing your cosmic chaos

• Mood swingers who embrace both sides

• Speaking your truth (and watching it manifest like magic)

• Anyone tired of choosing between good vibes and real talk

SWEET-ASS AFFIRMATIONS

DESKTOP CALENDAR

365 Days of Motivation for Your Creative Mind

Forget "Live, Laugh, Love", and meet the reusable, desktop calendar that gives you a daily kick in the pants.

🗓️ Perpetual (non-dated, use it year after year). Start every morning with a "hell yes" instead of an "ugh".

🔥 Contains every affirmation and oracle message from our decks (over 180 of each), plus sun sign & element wisdom for each day.

🖥️ Built to be the anti-boring centerpiece of your creative workspace. This is your daily antidote to spreadsheets and burnout.

This ain't your grandma's desk calendar. It's a daily ritual, a creative companion, and a spiritual-but-not-woo-woo guide all rolled into one.

Perfect for:

• Creatives who need a daily kick in the inspiration

• Entrepreneurs, freelancers, and makers building an empire from their desk

• Anyone who loves astrology but hates the fluffy BS

• Humans who are ready to make every damn day count